“This is the wedding I want.”
“Snookin’ for Love? Forget that, I wanna do Project Snookie.”
“At least I’m not the one who’s drinking tonight.”
“Is she wearing any panties?”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! And get me a Guido right now!”
“Global warming? Seems cold to me.”
“Where’s Simon? This show sucks.”
“Glad I’m not the only girl with taste in this joint.”
“I’m Snookie and I approve this message.”
“Ok. Where are the pickles?”
“What about that? Another great way to flash my tuna taco.”